HR Motto

So, over the years I have put together some humourous and unfortunately accurate mottos for my department. The first one stuck for many years and still makes me smile.

• Human Resources. Working hard to keep you bitter.

Then, after a tough round of negotiations, I decided to take a page from show biz.

• Human Resource Services. Always leave them wanting more.

And then in my more disgruntled days, I changed the motto again.

• HR. Fuck y'all. Just fuck y'all.

And finally, my young apprentice has come into his own... at least somewhat. I now present the new HR motto for the WCDSB in all its glory.

• Human Resource Services. Crap is thicker than bile.

Thank you, and enjoy the rest of the show.