L337 6ee/<5 |20xx0|2z!

|)00|), 1 j|_|57 p(-)0|_|/\/) 0|_|7 7(-)47 1'/\/\ 73(-) 0/\/L'/
p3|250/\/ 1/\/ 73(-) 3/\/7|23 b|_|1L)1/\/6 vv(-)0'5 3\/3/\/ (-)34|2|) 73(-) vv02|) L337!!

OMFG! 7(-)3'/ (-)4\/3 /\/0 /\/\4|) 5/<1llz! 7(-)3'/ 5|_|xx02z!!

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Thanks to my Big Bro for providing such eloquent translations ^_^

Fully Translated
"Leet" Slang is the Best!

Dear confidant, It has recently come to my attention that I am the sole member of my place of work who is familiar with the slang known as "Leet".

Oh my! I must conclude my colleagues are sadly ignorant in this matter. How unfortunate.

Literal Translation
Elite Speak Rules

Dude, I just found out that I'm the only person in the entire building who's even heard the word elite!!

Oh My Fucking God! They have no mad skills! This place sucks.

Direct Translation
Leet peeks roxxorz!

Dood, I just phound out that Im teh only person in teh entire building who's even heard teh word leet!!

OMFG! They have no mad skillz! This place suxxorz.