Anna Sakit

So the crazy monkies woke me up at 3am. I very suddenly felt ill. My head was too foggy to decipher exactly what was wrong with me... but something was wrong. I checked my bgl (blood glucose level). 4.3 mmol/L. That's fine. It's something with my stomach. OMG!

So an hour of toilet time later, I decide that I need to wake Charles up. He is forever wonderful and goes out to the 24 hr Shoppers to get me some sicky stuff. I discover that pepto bismol tastes like a Buckley's milkshake. Seriously eww.

Although I will say one nice thing about the pepto. It does make your barf all girly and pink. *shiver with disgust*

I feel like dirt.

And why do I feel like dirt? Paxil withdrawal. I did a little research on it. Here's a partial list of symptoms associated with Paxil withdrawal that can last anywhere from 1 day to in excess of a year. Happy Fuckin' Times For Everyone!

• intense insomnia
  
• extreme confusion during waking hours
  
• intense fear of losing your sanity
  
• feelings of depersonalization (not feeling "real")
  
• memory and concentration problems
  
• panic attacks
  
• severe mood swings
  
• suicidal thoughts
  
• dizziness/vertigo
  
• the feeling of shocks running the length of your body
  
• slurred speech
  
• muscle cramps
  
• blurred vision
  
• breaking out in tears
  
• hypersensitivity to motion, sounds, smells, lights
  
• decrease or loss of appetite
  
• nausea
  
• abdominal cramping
  
• diarrhea
  
• chills/hot flashes
  
• fainting
  
• "scratching sound" inside one's head
  
• constant white noise in the ears
  
• heart palpitations/chest pain
  
• swollen and sore eyes
  
• fatigue
  
• extremely localized, bursting headaches
  
• trembling
  
• seizures
  
• involuntary muscle twitching
  
• hallucinations

Just to make a point, below is a partial list of the symptoms associated with Heroin withdrawal.

• dilated pupils
  
• piloerection (goose bumps)
  
• watery eyes
  
• runny nose
  
• yawning
  
• loss of appetite
  
• tremors
  
• panic
  
• chills
  
• nausea
  
• muscle cramps
  
• insomnia
  
• stomach cramps
  
• diarrhea
  
• vomiting
  
• chills or profuse sweating
  
• irritability
  
• jitteriness

This fuckin' 5uxx0rz!

*deep breath*